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Silence! I kill you!

Jeff Dunham & Achmed

Some of the best:

Achmed - "Are you scared?" Jeff
- "Not really, no"
Achmed - "God dammit!"
Achmed - "Uh! I, I mean ... Ala dammit!" Jeff

- "Hey Akmed ..."
Achmed - "It's Achmed"
Jeff - "That's what I said"
Achmed - "No, you said: Akmed. It's Achmed, ch, ch, ch"

Jeff - "... you're dead"
Achmed - "No, I'm not. I feel fine"
Jeff - "But you're all bone!"
Achmed - "It's a flesh wound"

Jeff - "... sit still"
Achmed - "Ok. I will not move my ass"
Walter - "You idiot! You don't have an ass!"

Achmed - "... is that Walter?"
Jeff - "Yes"
Achmed - "He scares the crap outa me!" Jeff

- "Achmed, you really are dead"
Achema - "Are you sure?" Jeff
- "Yes"
Achmed - "I've Just Had my flu shot!"

Buenisimo! Silence! I kill you!